Thursday, 26 December 2013

Indians vs so called Indians

1) indian: family pack icecream in 1 plate:4-5 spoons: 10 people having it....
    american: 1 plate: 2-3 icecreams: 2-3 spoons: only 1 will be eating.
2)indian: DHAIVAT buying a bottle of thums up. taking a sip and passing on to others.. or 1 golo 5 people tasting from the same 1.
   american: 2-3 cans of coke.. just for himself..
3)indian: last pani puri is left.. SAMIT tu patai de.. HAARD tu khai le, am done.. bau dodhi n tha, khati hy to kha..
   american: whether it is the frst one or last one.. wht differnce does it makes.. m the one who is eating,.
4)indian: going out for dinner.. 1 person ordering for all. and irrespective of wht was consumed by whm, bill is divided equally among all..
  american: going out. each person makes separate order.. and ur bill depends on your own order..
5)indian: its my birthday party.. so i will be the one paying for the party bill...
   american: what the hell if its my party? you need to pay ur part,,
6)indian:each day is friendship day.. tu mal atle friendship day..
  american: we have a special day for meeting the friends and even parent..
7)indian: fuck off.. u have lost the mtch. taro dhoni bailo nikalyo.. tabota marto rahi gayo.. enthusiastic.
  american: oh shit.. we lost man.. anyways,. have a nice day.. who cares.
8)indian:i feel lonely yar.. lets meet up. kyank farva jaia.. koi avaj vali jagya a jaia..
   american: its noisy man., i want peace, i need to search for a lonely place..
9)indian: always in hurry.. as they have to attend a social function or has social outing..
  american: never in hury. wht makes the differnce?? car or hme>. they are always alone..
10)indian: ur mother.. my mother,., u dnyt need to worry,, main hun na??
    american: even my mother is not mine, how can ur mother be mine???

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