Dikri ni Kankotri

Dikri mari ladakvayi mane chhodi ne jati rehse,

Maara dukh ne pan sukh banavnari mane chodi ne jati rehse.



Haiyu maru rade che pan smit mukh par lavyo chu

Bhini aankhen beta tari kankotri lakhva lagyo chu



Mahendi tara haath maathi jyare suvaas bani udati hase

Mara ghar no rang dheere dheere fiko padto jato hase



Lucchi naakh ansu dikri khushi no avsar lavyo chu

Sapna mara j hata e paalav ma baandhi lavyo chu



Sansaar taro swarg bane ava aashirvaad  tane aapu chu

Tu harpale aavshe amone yaad avi khatri tane api chu.

Raajniti

Satta ke liye ye insaniyat tak chodte hain
Desh bechkar bhi ye apni jeb bharte hain

Ek bottle daru ke badle ye vote kharidte hain
Unhi voton se jeetkar ye apni jeb bharte hain

Har kam main ye apna daam nikalte hain
Ghus-rishvat khakar bhi ye apni jeb bharte hain

Yahan se paise ainthkar videshi khate kholte hain
Gafla karkarke bhi ye apni jeb bharte hain

Garibo k munh se ye nivale tak cheente hain
Logon ko tiltil markar bhi ye apni jeb bharte hain

Apni jeb bharne ke khatir ye niche tak girte hain
'SAMiT' ke desh main aise log sansad main baithte hain

Pyar ka proposal

Dikhne main hoon sidha sada, hardam rehta cool..
Aakhir kab meri jaan mujhko karegi tu kubool.

Kabse rah tak kar baitha raha  hai ghanshyam,
Kab meri radha tu ayegi gokul..

Tere agey piche ghuma, kiye sare kaam,
Pyar tujhse karta hun, samajh bhi ja fool...

Jaat paat ke chakkar main, ho gaye hum majboor
Aaja meri bahon main todke tu sare rule..

Dukh se tujhko rakhunga hardum main to door,
Ful hi ful bichaoonga main nikal ke sare shool,

Darr ni koi baat nahi jab pyar ho tujhko kabool
Jo bhi beech main aya usko chataunga main dhool

A of MAds N Rash

Bhaio bani ne janamya
ne bhaibandh bani gaya

utar chadhav to bau avya
ban toye jode rahi gaya

amto a bhanvama hamesha hoy aagal
ane hun hovu ani thodik pachal

pan kyarek hun jo bhanva ma aagal thayo
sanjo a bhanva pachal pagal thayo

modha par to khushi chalkay
pan andar to ano jeev kapay

pan toye bhaibandhi hati avi
kai pan halai na shake tevi

6th na vacation na ndivaso pan keva khoobsurat hata
cycling kari ne savar na pahor ma apde club jata*

badminton, snooker ne swimming nu coaching leta
ne shukravare cutlet ne fanta no nasto karta. ( 1750. hheheh)*

ramato thi hato ane parhej
tyauharo pan ane na gamta sahej

ek samay achanak avo avyo
ne ana ma ajab no badlaav ayo

hamesha chup ne gumsum rehnaro nandu
bani gayo majak masti karvavalo ek jor bandhu

bolva bese tayre hasai ne pet dukhade
pan potana modha par to smit pan na farkave

kyare ane kya thi, 2 -3 ramto ane gami
ne t.t. ma diwal jevi majbut amari jodi bani

betho tari pachal hun jyare pehli var
jeev gayo, avo avyo ansaar

yad ave che a rato j apde jpde hati vitavi
ane ket ketli kitli par apde cha ghatghatavi

ketketli var accident thi bachya
lighto vagar pan apde kalako 7-8 ramya

parodhiya sudhi to ghanivar patta ramya
ne suryast sudhi pathari ma podhya

college friends sathe tu 12 vage patta ramva avyo
ne 6 vagya sudhi no samay shreyas na bridge par vitavyo

visa leva gayo tyare tain amne na kidhu
khabar nai avu to tain su mani lidhu

vidaay no samay ne tu door thai gayo
ne mari pachal tu pan USA avi gayo

doori hovathi apde mali nathi shakta
dilni a iccha shamavi nathi shakta.

phone par vat karine, puri karia kami ketli
viti jay aa divaso pan jaldi jaldi.,

M of Mads N Rash

NANPAN MA MITRA BANYA
NE SATHE MOTA THAYA

SATHE RAMYA NE SATHE BHANYA,
NE EK BIJA NA GHAREJ TO MOTA THAYA,

ADDHO KALAK BHANVANU NE DODH KALAK RAMVANU,
TO YE THATU, SALU BAI THAYU BHANVANU.

THODA DIVAS NA MALIYE TO VYAKUL THAI JATA,
CHESS NE BUSINESS NA BOARD SUNA PADI JATA,

A BAGDELA DIVASO NI VASULI KARTA
NE DIVAS NA 10-15 GAME CHESS NI RAMTA.

YAAD AVE CHE A SHANTIVAN NU GHAR,
ANE A CHODYA SUDHI NA DIVASO NI SAFAR

SU JOR DIVASO A HATA..
HASTA HASTA RAMTA NE RAMTA RAMTA HASTA,

PACHI MOTA THAI GAYA NE COLLEGE NA AAYA
POT POTANI DUNIYA MA JANE KHOVAI GAYA.

MALVANU NE VATO KARVANU OCHU THAYU,
KHBR NAI SALU AVU TO SU THAYU..

PAN COLLEGE PATI, PACHA BHEGA THAYA.
PAN A DIVASO FARI THI JEEVI NA SHAKYA.

A JEEVAN JEEVANI LALNA THAY CHE,
PAN 1300 MILE NU ANTAR VACHE AVE CHE..

CELL PHONE NAM NU YANTRA TO SHODHAYU,
PAN TYM NIKADYA VAGAR PAN VAT THAY AVU YANTRA NA SHODHAYU..

BAS YAD KARE CHE SAMIT  A DIVASO THODI ANKHON MA BHINASH THI,,
MALI JAY A DIVAS PACHA, DIL MA AVI AASH THI..

Indians vs so called Indians

1) indian: family pack icecream in 1 plate:4-5 spoons: 10 people having it....
    american: 1 plate: 2-3 icecreams: 2-3 spoons: only 1 will be eating.
2)indian: DHAIVAT buying a bottle of thums up. taking a sip and passing on to others.. or 1 golo 5 people tasting from the same 1.
   american: 2-3 cans of coke.. just for himself..
3)indian: last pani puri is left.. SAMIT tu patai de.. HAARD tu khai le, am done.. bau dodhi n tha, khati hy to kha..
   american: whether it is the frst one or last one.. wht differnce does it makes.. m the one who is eating,.
4)indian: going out for dinner.. 1 person ordering for all. and irrespective of wht was consumed by whm, bill is divided equally among all..
  american: going out. each person makes separate order.. and ur bill depends on your own order..
5)indian: its my birthday party.. so i will be the one paying for the party bill...
   american: what the hell if its my party? you need to pay ur part,,
6)indian:each day is friendship day.. tu mal atle friendship day..
  american: we have a special day for meeting the friends and even parent..
7)indian: fuck off.. u have lost the mtch. taro dhoni bailo nikalyo.. tabota marto rahi gayo.. enthusiastic.
  american: oh shit.. we lost man.. anyways,. have a nice day.. who cares.
8)indian:i feel lonely yar.. lets meet up. kyank farva jaia.. koi avaj vali jagya a jaia..
   american: its noisy man., i want peace, i need to search for a lonely place..
9)indian: always in hurry.. as they have to attend a social function or has social outing..
  american: never in hury. wht makes the differnce?? car or hme>. they are always alone..
10)indian: ur mother.. my mother,., u dnyt need to worry,, main hun na??
    american: even my mother is not mine, how can ur mother be mine???

MAA

Prem ne dosti na badha rishta main joya che..

Jyare azmaya to ek chodi badha matlabi main paya che

Kalam pakdi ne aje jyare ek chabi ghadva betho chu

 A anokha prem ni murtisami MAA ne varnava betho chu.

Jeevan bhar jena prem ni avagan na kari, tras rupi samjyo chu

Tara thi door gaya pachi MAA hun tari kimmat samjyo chu

Jeni vaat sambhli gusso kari, chanchedato to hun,

Aje aj maa no avaj sambhlva tadpi uthu chu hun.

Laakh taru dil dubhavi, pok  muki ne radai che ,

Maa a maa bija badha vagda na, a vaat aje samjai che

Mitro ne kimmati samji tari jarurato ne bhulyo chu..

Aje badhu bhuli maa hun tari hunf ne jhankhyo chu.

Bahukimati maa ne bhuli ne moh maya ma sapdayo chu,

Aje ansuo ne ankh ma lai, tara sneh ne hun samjayo chu.

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na jane

Khud par bahut guroor tha

Swabhibhan ka ek suroor tha

Dil ka raja kaise ban gaya

Paiso ka ghulam na jane.

Ghum main bhi muskaan thi

Dukh main bhi hasin thi

Dard ka jashn kab ban gaya

Khushiyon ka matam na jane.

Doston ki bhi ek mehfil thi

Saath rehne ki manzil thi

Baag ki hariyali kab ban gayi

Dasht ka virana na jane

Sir pe tha apno ka saaya

Dil main tha aashiyana hamara

Apno ka pyar kab ban gaya

Gairon se bhi paraya na jane.

Dil ka kona bhi be charaagh tha

Ankhon ke samne rangineeyat ka samah tha

Din ka ujala kab ban gaya

Raat ka andhera na jAne

Dil main mohabbat ka shor tha

Ek jaise taaza hava ka jhonka tha

Dil main uthi leher kab ban gayi

Nafrat ki jwala na jane

Wo lamha Phir se jeena hai

Yaad hai wo suhane pal

Door the jahan ke gham

Wo lamha phir se jeena hai

Yaad hai wo school ke din

Ghamon ko jo lete chin

Wo lamha phir se jeena hai

Yaad hai wo chutiyon ke mausam

Jab hoti hai khushiyon ki sargam

Wo lamha phir se jeena hai

Yaad hai wo ghumne ke din

Raatein thi choti lambein the din

Wo lamha phir se jeena hai

Yaad hai wo zindagi ke pal

Jo yaad aate hai pal pal

Wo lamha phir se jeena hai

Chupke Chupke Raat Din

Chupke chupke raat din Bahar ghumna yaad hai,
Hum ko ab tak jalso wala wo zamana yaad hai,,


12 baje phone karke mujhe uthana,
Aur raat ko sath rehne ki zidd karna,
 1 baje diwar kudne par mujhe majboor karna,
Aur raat bhar masti karte hua taash khelna yaad hai..
Hum ko ab tak jalso vala wo zamana yaad hai,,

Sports club main fake entry karke jaana,
Aur ghanto tak vahan pe T.T khelna,
Unorthodox SAFI aur SAMIT ka jeetna,
Aur baad main aaram se nashata karna yaad hai.
Hum ko ab tak jalso vala wo zamana yaad hai,,

Uttarayan main din bhar saath main patang udana,
Navratri ke pure 9 din jhoom jhoom k garba karna,
Aur late night bahar choice main dinner lena,
Aur doosre din subah college jaana yaad hai,.
Hum ko ab tak jalso vala wo zamana yaad hai,,



B'day par der raat ko wish karne jaana,
Aur usko dil kholkar marna pitna
Usse sar se paav tak ganda karna,
Aur wahi haal main party dene le jana yaad hain,
Hum ko ab tak jalso vala wo zamana yaad hai,,



Likhta rahu par khatam na hone paaye,
Aisi kitni yaadein mujhe yaad hai,
Ab to Sabkuch piche chutt gaya,
Bas ab to reh gai to bas keval yaad hai..
Hum ko ab tak jalso vala wo zamana yaad hai,,

Chupke chupke raat din Bahar ghumna yaad hai,
Hum ko ab tak jalso vala wo zamana yaad hai,,